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Running Game? You thought! My Relationship Revenge
Ever had someone who you were with that thought they were running game? But you had already known – and in fact were running game every since you had found out?
I am a reactive person. So however you treat me – you are going to get it back.
Now I know two wrongs don’t make a right, but I consider it more of a life lesson. I came into a relationship with honesty and loyalty. I catch you slipping, and I am going to make you feel stupid.
I make sure that person knows too. I only play along for a certain amount of time, then bam! I bust it wide open with the truth, including what I was doing.
Kind of goes like this:
Him: Hey baby
Me: Heyyyy
Him: Wanted to see if you could swing by tonight.
Me: Oh, yea sure, but it would have to be after this date.
Him: What date – what the fuck are you talking about?
Me: Oh, so you know how you had went to the movies with Tammy 3 weeks ago? Yea I heard that movie was pretty good, so when Jarrod asked me on a date – I figured I would watch the same one.
Him: What the fuck? Who is Tammy, what the fuck are you talking about.
Me: sends picture
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Him: Look she is just a friend.
Me: Oh yea and so is Jarrod, but really hoping to make him a friend with benefits.
Him: You’re a fucking bitch.
Me: Yes I know – maybe next time you will think twice before you take your date to the movies where 1 of my (900) cousins works at.
Yes I know it is awful. But someone needs to turn this little boys into men, and maybe they will at least think twice before next time.
We all know he still looking over his back.
HAHAHA
Boy BYE!
Jessica Wilkes ~ Ares ~ God of War – SoundCloud
Listen to Jessica Wilkes ~ Ares ~ God of War by Momma Rapper #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/jessica-m-wilkes/jessica-wilkes-ares-god-of-war
Young Love
Yes my daughter is young and is getting married.
I even was like but but but you just a baby.
In reality though, she is an adult, and she has the right to live her life how she chooses to. She has been with her fiance for quite some time, and I support her decisions.
We all just want to be free to be happy. How about we support each other and leave that negative shit behind ya.
You will feel better about life.
Self Seduction The Things I Repeat To My Self
Life is nothing more than trial and error. In each and everything we do. If you take these as learning lessons then you can find ways to make the situation better. We don’t walk without falling from time to time. We don’t stang strong without knowing what it’s like to lay weak. It is in our struggle that we learn our blessings. Life will humble you, embrace it as a learning lesson. But it order to do so, you must be willing to educate yourself through your life. Learn about yourself. Learn who you are. This comes when you begin to be true to yourself. True to your core. And remember where there is pain, there is healing. Where there is healing, there is acceptance, and where there is acceptance, there is love.
Happy Weekend Y’all
My randomness
Being Fat is Painful
As discussed previously I have gastroparesis. Today I am struggling. A flare up from veggies. Yes veggies. Fibrous foods. The struggle is real – but this is a fight I plan on beating. Pushing through to the finale 🙂
Momma Rapper ~Reality~ Dreams Coming True for Small Town Girl on the Rise From Baking to Rapping and Women Empowerment She got it All
I know my music can be a little harsh for those who have sensitive ears (explicit)
But listen, this is my outlet. I am finally free to live how I choose to, and this release of expression and emotion through music – has been the absolute best for me.
This is by far – my favorite song. It is not only sweet, but sensual – and that ladies and gentleman makes for a beautiful song.
Warning: Explicit
Pornographic in Nature
Language
When He Shows Up With Regz. 🌲🌲The 420 Files
The Cutest, Simple, Country, Shabby Chic, Homade Honky Wedding😎😎 Momma Rapper’s Daughter Got Married 😯😯
Yep my baby girl, only child, the two week overdue Angel face princess got herself hitched 😂😂
I have to say, this was the day I realized she is no longer a child.
As we were walking back after they said “I Do” I had that rush of OMG my baby just got married.
And I have to say, even tho we rushed to get the wedding done in 3 weeks, it came out fantastic. 😎😎
Momma loves you baby 💃💃💃
You really do look like Ariel 😍😍
Fyi, we did this on an incredibly tight budget, like zero dollar budget, so most of everything was done homemade. 🤗🤗 By yours truly.
With a little work and wit you can make anything happen
Remember I’m not just the Momma Rapper, I am a homemade loving Momma cause we poor💃 but I make poor pretty. 😏
My friend Debbie married them, OMG the vows, had people in awe. Business card in pictures.
Cheesy Chasing Omelette
When I say cheesy – I mean cheesy.
This omelette is actually incredibly easy to make – just – and feeds quite a few people.
So if you are on a tight budget – and trying to get creative with your eggs – here ya go.
Makes for a beautiful plating – and is quite scrumptious.
Make an omelette roll, top with some more yum. If you are unfamiliar with how to roll an omelette – make a very thin layer, and roll like a roll-up.
Omelette
6 eggs
1/4 cup of heavy whipping cream
Butter for the pan
Cheese sauce
2 tbsp of butter
1/2 cup of white sharp cheddar cheese
Salt, pepper, parsley, to taste.
I Smell Cakes and Candy 