You know I think the most disappointing thing in life, is when you have friendships that fail because of greed. Now I openly discuss that I am broke, and once broken. We are all just trying to do the very best in making it in life. I had someone who befriended me, and boosted meContinue reading “Broke and Broken”
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Deception is for Dickheads Men and Women Alike
I know that I come off as a man hating feminist – but in reality – I love me some men. I just avoid them at all costs because let’s be real – most of y’all have RELATIONSHIP ADD I am tired of getting hurt – so unless you come 100% I don’t want ya!Continue reading “Deception is for Dickheads Men and Women Alike”
Single and Satisfied
I am going to switch gears and eventually I will have these set up in series because there are different parts of my life that I would like to share and one of them is being almost 40 and single. I know OMG a woman’s worst nightmare – just not mine. I have friends thatContinue reading “Single and Satisfied”
The Suga Woes
A little background about me and food, I love to create. It’s experimental for me. Scientific. Especially sugar. A very universal and divine creation by God that has a wide range of capabilities including but not limited to making your thighs magically grow. Now listen this isn’t a sugar bashing blog post, I mean afterContinue reading “The Suga Woes”
Fat and Fab My 200LB Loss
There’s so much to discuss and yet, just like always I never know where to begin. I would like to touch base on my fitness adventures, weight loss, and being fat. So if you are following me on Instagram, Twitter, Tumbler, Youtube, Facebook then you know that I used to be a LOT bigger. 423 poundsContinue reading “Fat and Fab My 200LB Loss”
Leo Waiting on Santa
Leo waiting on Santa 😏 His First Christmas 😘😘💯💯💯🤗🤗🤗 And fyi for any thiefs out there thinking there some thing special under that tree, unless u need Pantene, towels, mousse, blankets, or clearance clothes u would be wasting ur time hahahaha. I don’t even have cable so there most definitely not any electronics under thereContinue reading “Leo Waiting on Santa”
The Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookie
There’s really only one thing, that even I forget to do sometimes when making chocolate chip cookies but makes the difference ten fold. Melting ur unsalted sweet cream butter with ur brown sugar. 💯💯 I put my butter and brown sugar in a pot and melt together, just until some what blended. And on middleContinue reading “The Perfect Chocolate Chip Cookie”
Christmas Ornament Cookies
So I seen the stained glass ornament cookies and decided to give it a go. It’s a pretty basic concept. 😌 Beat the shit out of Jolly Ranchers and put them in the center of the sugar cookies. Now I attempted doing round ones to make them as gifts for work. I’m poor people, plusContinue reading “Christmas Ornament Cookies”
I Smell Cakes and Candy 