I have to ask this question because being a fat girl – for some reason men like to come at me sideways. Hey I get it. We are fat – so you automatically assume we all have some deep insecurities that would surely at least get you laid tonight. Ha! I have pissed a lotContinue reading “Are Fat Girls Easy?”
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Social Media Selling – Pushy Post Rant
Pushy Sales Listen y’all, I appreciate a person pushing the products that they believe in. But if a person tells you they are broke, it most likely means that in fact they are broke. I support anyone who is working and putting forth effort for better days, but you don’t have to be pushy inContinue reading “Social Media Selling – Pushy Post Rant”
Outside Is Calling Your Name
Y’all it’s a beautiful day outside. Kick your kids out the house And go enjoy this beautiful dam day. Slay all day. Toss a ball, have some tea. Put the phones down and take it all in. Big momma out 😉
The Fireworks Then The Explosion ~ Momma Rapper in Her Feels
How many time have you dated someone and like you honestly thought wow this could be the one that changes every perception you have of relationships, love, acceptance, understanding? Only to come to the same conclusion each and every time. Hell now I don’t even give the opportunity for error. I just need candid honest,Continue reading “The Fireworks Then The Explosion ~ Momma Rapper in Her Feels”
How Dating Could Destroy My Diet
Now this post may come off bitchy, so you must read through to the end to really understand my point of view. And once you get done, even if you are married, you will most likely understand. Now you might say to yourself – just because you get involved with someone doesn’t mean you haveContinue reading “How Dating Could Destroy My Diet”
The Many Men and Why Women Think They Are All the Same
Partly because most are the same, just in different ways. Let me explain this. I don’t believe this is just for women either. I’ve come to know that men often feel these same feelings, that trust is now a thing of the past. We constantly seek acceptance, however we are never accepting of ourselves. AContinue reading “The Many Men and Why Women Think They Are All the Same”
Marley & Me – A Dog’s Tale
Meet Marley I can say without a doubt – he is the love of my life. They always say dogs come into our lives for a reason – and I truly believe that. To be quite honest I was kind of in that in between stage. Wanting a dog, but knowing you can’t really affordContinue reading “Marley & Me – A Dog’s Tale”
When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children) Bedroom Talk
Yea ladies I would like to discuss this bedroom no rise to shine issue. I would have to gander that if you ever had one in your hen house then you know exactly what I am referring to, but what happens when it becomes more than an occasional occurrence? I mean we all get theContinue reading “When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children) Bedroom Talk”
Shady Shit Saga
I don’t understand the obsession with being shady, and this isn’t just for men. Like in general. People in general? I don’t understand why people can’t just say what they mean, and mean what they say? Like in all aspects of life too. Lovers, friends, family. Like in all aspects. It is the biggest reasonContinue reading “Shady Shit Saga”
Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales
Oh no, it is the horrible carb loaded bad boy BREAD hahahaha. I know, I know – I can hear you ask yourself – but she is on modified keto, what is she doing with this delicate looking delight? Well because not everyone is on keto, and because it’s important for a wide range ofContinue reading “Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales”
