Funny Video
Uncut and straight forward. And I most definitely don’t want people who are the same level.
A Mother’s Love – Momma Rapper
Poetry/ Poems by Me
These are in reference to my life. My daily struggle. We all have them. Being a mom – well dam like it is hard. When the baby daddy isn’t around – you have to figure it out all alone. I don’t regret one minute. It shapes us for who we are. Embrace it. Let go. Breathe.
My Life With A Cheater – Momma Rapper
Poetry – Poems
It’s really all the same right.
Might try to rap this one later.
If you are sick of Cheaters give this a listen.
It will at the very minimum give you a little laugh – cause dating on some whole other shit lately.
Domestic Violence Awareness – My Abuse Recovery Story
As most of my friends know – I was a victim of domestic violence for roughly 10 years. This is my story.
Next Month is Domestic Violence Awareness.
There is life after them.
Please give my video a try – and share.
It might help give hope to some who feel hopeless.
I have been free for sometime now – and recovery is hard – but it can be done.
Coffee in My Pocket – Funny
I average anywhere from 5-6 hours of sleep a night. I get freaking tired. I love me some dam coffee. Doesn’t matter what part of the day. All day – every day. I typically have to discipline myself to stick to only having it in the morning.
Coffee In My Pocket – Wawa Edition
But like I had to go get my rent money – and Wawa was smelling some type of good with their coffee brewing asses. I walk in – with just the intention of getting my money out their free ATM – and I walk in the door – and it smells like fresh brew. Ass holes. I mean I got the sugar free coffee – but the carb content even in the little one is still higher than I would have liked – but like it’s coffee. I deserved it – I have peddled and waddled my fat ass through 146 miles this month.
I enjoyed every dam sip of it too.
Lazy Ass Men
Dating today is really difficult. Men expect quite a bit from a woman, and commitment seems to lack. I mean real commitment – not just committed while you in front of me, while you behind my back too. If you are in a committed relationship – then privacy is out the window. Have some dam integrity and be 100% in your relationship – other wise you’re just a waste of space. Stop hurting people because you have relationship attention deficit disorder.
I have trust issues. Deal with it – or just sit the hell down.
When you have been lied to and cheated on for most of your adult life – those little games men try to play with me – doesn’t work.
I need a real man that stands on his own – that has more going for his life than just who is in his DMs.
My rant can be found on youtube the link is below.
There is adult humor to it – so if I offend you – sorry.
Get out my face hahahaha
Actual picture of my daughter from 17 years ago hahahaha.
Dudes be like nah it wasn’t me
The link to the video is below, please check it out. You will also find some adorable videos of Marley and me 🙂
My Fat Flappers Went Flapping
I am sitting out back on my porch after uploading a lyric video blah blah blah, anyways – I caught a glimpse of my flabby arms in the video. I’ll be completely honest at first I was going to delete and redo, but then I was like hell nah – it took like 5 times starting and stopping cause of my playful pups, like I am NOT doing this again hahahaha. BTW side note, I give props to people who do videos, Idk if I’m just lazy or very unfamiliar with how to do all this stuff, or hell if I’m even doing it right. The shit is hard, and yall be looking good and I look fresh out Zephyrhills. Makes sense considering that is where I am from. Y’all Zephyrhellians don’t be coming at me either – y’all know exacty what I am talking about – tank top and messy bun wearing asses. Hahaha – including me. Anyways, back to these here arms of mine. Although not completely comfortable in them quite yet – I know I worked hard for these bitches. Like hard.
What I find crazy though – is my obsession with my arms didn’t come until AFTER I started losing weight. To be honest – my fatter arms looked better in some aspects – because at least they were a firm fat if that makes sense. Now I got these things that be making noises at 4:30 in the dam morning when I am jogging. Yeah – that is cute – but like I run at 4:30 in the morning – most of this area in sleep mode so flap on flappers.
And you know something – most of what I have been told by doctors and fitness experts? That really – you can’t do nothing about it unless you have surgery. Yeah – cause those always played out great for me (if you don’t get that reference you can find it in my previous post about thinning hair).
So ya know what – I’m gonna embrace it – cause these arms – I am grateful for – cause they work hard – whether it holding onto a combined weight of around 100+ pounds of tugging pups in the morning or typing out these words at 120 wpm – they working hard to look that way – high five fatty flaps!
I Smell Cakes and Candy 