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My bus ride was eventful.
Relationship Rants
CBD THC & ME
My life with gastroparesis poses quite a few issues for me. One of them is learning to work around it. There are things that I still don’t get to do; however I feel that through my diet, and exercise routines I am starting to where I can get back to enjoying life. It has been a rough few days, but I know like all pain – it is temporary and will pass. I just keep reminding myself to breathe. It is funny that I compare the pain to labor pains, cause I can still hear my Mid-wife – Dr. Delrose whisper to me, just breathe through the pain, something she said to me as my daughter was ripping my lower half of my body apart to make her grand arrival 🙂 It very much feels like that – but more stabby.
Bad episodes are pretty trying – and I have learnt to be forthcoming in the fact that I have this condition – because honestly, unless you have seen an episode, or know anything about it – it probably doesn’t sound so bad, but if you have ever had food poisoning, then you understand at least that part of it. If you take the pain and ripping apart cramps from labor pain and combine that with a dose of food poisioing – then you might be close to a bad episode.
Now for me bad episodes don’t come near as often as they used to. I have to contribute that to the keto, working out, and diet modifications. I mean, you only have to become violently ill so many times before you really deep dive into your condition.
This week’s episode, brought on by broccoli, well I was really thinking for a minute I was going to have to go to the hospital. Not that they are able to do anything really, other than Zofran – which I have, maybe some more pills, that will make me feel sick. So really there is nothing that can be done. You deal, and you keep it moving.
Luckily I am feeling a little better today. But I am weak, tired, and ready for this episode to subside.
But heyy – I had peanut butter and whipped cream for dinner so like it ain’t all bad 🙂
Happy days y’all.
Fried Pecan Pie Danish – Easy Recipe
This recipe is quite easy – and honestly universal, and it’s scrumptious.
It is pretty basic.
Take some bread and flatten out. For most of my recipes I used Arnold’s breads. Pretty much out of preference – but also because I prefer their grain breads over the rest. Now this is their Oatnut Bread. Which I have to say was quite perfect for this recipe, since it is a thicker loaf.
Then take a spoonful of cream cheese, I used whipped, and place in each corner of the bread. Then press.
Then you will take your beautiful bumps and cut them into 4 sections.
Press gently around your scoops of cream cheese. Then cover and place in the freezer for at least 30 minutes.
The next step is pretty easy too. Fry them bad boys up in some unsweetened sweet cream butter. OHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shake that butter baby hahaha.
We aren’t done yet – cause y’all seen where I said PECAN right – alright then. Pay attention to momma.
Once they have a nice light golden brown toasting – then add a drizzle of Agave syrup and pecans. I get chopped pecans – and Agave in the raw. Finish turning for a few minutes till your crust becomes caramelized.
I guess I should also tell you to cook it on medium high heat.
Prep time is really like 10 minutes, cook time – roughly 10 minutes.
Your family said make this now!
HAHAHA
All made with healthy ingredients too – but I promise you will feel like you should be mad at yourself for indulging in this amazingly easy recipe. Let’s be honest though – it is buttered toast with cream cheese – just better.
Running Game? You thought! My Relationship Revenge
Ever had someone who you were with that thought they were running game? But you had already known – and in fact were running game every since you had found out?
I am a reactive person. So however you treat me – you are going to get it back.
Now I know two wrongs don’t make a right, but I consider it more of a life lesson. I came into a relationship with honesty and loyalty. I catch you slipping, and I am going to make you feel stupid.
I make sure that person knows too. I only play along for a certain amount of time, then bam! I bust it wide open with the truth, including what I was doing.
Kind of goes like this:
Him: Hey baby
Me: Heyyyy
Him: Wanted to see if you could swing by tonight.
Me: Oh, yea sure, but it would have to be after this date.
Him: What date – what the fuck are you talking about?
Me: Oh, so you know how you had went to the movies with Tammy 3 weeks ago? Yea I heard that movie was pretty good, so when Jarrod asked me on a date – I figured I would watch the same one.
Him: What the fuck? Who is Tammy, what the fuck are you talking about.
Me: sends picture
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Him: Look she is just a friend.
Me: Oh yea and so is Jarrod, but really hoping to make him a friend with benefits.
Him: You’re a fucking bitch.
Me: Yes I know – maybe next time you will think twice before you take your date to the movies where 1 of my (900) cousins works at.
Yes I know it is awful. But someone needs to turn this little boys into men, and maybe they will at least think twice before next time.
We all know he still looking over his back.
HAHAHA
Boy BYE!
How Dating Has Me Fkd Up
I have started to realize that dating doesn’t even appeal to me anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I go through these periods of loneliness to which I venture out – but always find myself coming home, grabbing something I am not supposed to eat, and just looking at Marley and saying “Marley, what the bloody hell what that?” Often laughing cause it is just that ridiculous.
And this is after my fine tuned filtering beforehand too. And honestly those dates, which have been quite some time ago, ruined it for me in regards to dating, right now at least. At least until I am at that peak lonely, which hasn’t come again yet – so hopefully that crazy shit is gone. Hahahaha.
Seriously though, like YALL WTF????
PLEASE SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WTFFFFF
And for those out there dating, and probably on both sides of the spectrums (women and men) y’all know what I am talking about.
It is a feeding frenzy out there – but with all piranhas. Men, they are thirsty, but the problem is, they already have a fountain. Or they are in stuck mode.
Stuck, yea, I said it. This is reality hour. This is my reality, and I am not saying it is all men. So if anyone decides to get offended, THIS IS MY REALITY. Yours might be different – GOD PLEASE TELL ME IT IS – It will give me some hope that there is something more out there.
And y’all know what I mean too. Men stuck on life in some capacity. Stuck on themselves. Stuck on their exes. Stuck on trying to have a whole case of Good and Plenty, VARIETY PACK. Stuck in their own heads. No ambition. No drive. No goals.
I can’t stand when I am asking a man on a date – what kind of things do they plan on doing with their future, and they try to use that to lead into a flirtation thing. Okay – it is cute – the first time I ask – but the second time a women asks this question – they wanna know if you have dreams, goals.
And now there is the whole stigma of asking a man if he has a job.
Listen, and please hear me out. I am understanding. I get, we all fall on hard times. Like we all know I am a broke bitch, but I ain’t looking to see if you have money – I am looking to see if you have stability, was this a layoff, like how many jobs have you had? Yea this is just like a job interview cause this is my life.
And I would like to be candid for a moment. And this is for both, men AND WOMEN. If you are not providing for yourself, why in the bloody Mary are you looking for a relationship? And furthermore, if you aren’t working – then who is currently paying your way through life? And if you say yourself, then I wanna see that I-9 cause I wanna know if you filing cause I am not into all that shady shit. NOT TODAY SATAN
Yea, you can say it – “this is why you single” girl – hell yes it is.
I have already fixed enough men, and you know how that left me? Fkd up – so nah, I GOT MY SHIT TOGETHER. Yes I am broke, but I make poor look pretty. The man can be poor too but he got to be working, putting in them hours, cause around here, we don’t do lazy. He needs to be creative, expressive, honest, and loyal and understand the TRUE definition of each – cause some of y’all got all that shit fkd up too.
I need a man who is honest and loyal to himself, a deep honest and loyal. I don’t want to hear this I’m loyal to this/ that person. How about be loyal and honest to yourself, that way it is easier to be loyal and honest to those around you. Now let me elaborate on that because I know some of y’all like what??? We have a tendency to be LOYAL to the person that is in front of us at any given time, as soon as that person is out of sight, where does your loyalty lie? And I mean honestly – no fake shit talk either. We need to stop bending and breaking to appease the loyalty of those around us. You need to be loyal and honest to yourself. Start at the core. Start living your truths. I need someone who recognizes their own faults, and is working on them – cause God knows we all have them.
Like I have been through enough shitty relationships to where now, unless you bring me bliss, 95% of the time, then I already know you are going to waste my time that would be inclusive to bringing me confusion, aggravation, or litigation, and no one needs any of that shit hahahahaha.
Hating Dating Though 🙂
Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?
Yea, you heard me, and if you are following me on IG, or FB then you already know what is up!!!!
The Changing Cheese Sauce has forever changed my life. I make 95% of my meals at home. Not only can I cook, but finances are tight – and eating out – it’s expensive. And to be honest – the only time I don’t eat at home is when I splurge for a hoagie from Wawa. Yea – a hoagie. The wheat one. Yes I am on keto. Modified keto, and I eat grains, typically two times a week. That hoagie is my payday special – and has been for the better of two years now. All $5.69 of it!! Balling on a budget.
Anyways back to this deliciousness of cheese.
I call it the changing cheese sauce – because one little trick – and bam a completely difference sauce.
The best thing about this recipe – is you make it yours.
It is pretty basic, and easy too, so for families – it’s perfect.
It is a 4 ingredient sauce
My Changing Cheese Sauce is as followed:
1/2 a stick of unsalted REAL butter. Walmart has 4 sticks for just ver $3. Comes is salted or unsalted, I only ever buy unsalted out of preference.
1 bag of shredded cheese of ur choice, hence the changing cheese sauce because this is really a simple and universal recipe. The recipe pictured is white sharp cheddar. Again, Walmart for just over 2.00. U can use as much cheese here depending on how cheesy or soupy u want it. This was made with just a little over half a bag.
Heavy Whipping cream. This will depend on how much u are making. Since I have an empty nest, I make generally no more than 8 ounces, which I always have some left over. A small carton of hwc is just over 2.00 at walmart. If u are feeding a family I suggest modifying it according to that. If u decide to use a full container of hwc for a family, make sure u add more cheese ♡♡
The last and probably most important ingredient is Weber Roasted Garlic and Herb Seasoning. I use about 2 tbsp, but I love garlic.
I take the butter and the seasoning and melt it in a pot together, then I pour in the hwc and then the cheese. Stir until completely melted down. Make sure u watch it cause it does cook kind of quick on medium high heat. Roughly around 5 minutes.
The bam pour it over ur favorite foods. I also pour over chicken in the oven and broil it to make a cheesy crust
This is a keto friendly recipe but can be for all others as well.
Happy Grubbing Yall!!
Social Media Selling – Pushy Post Rant
Listen y’all, I appreciate a person pushing the products that they believe in.
But if a person tells you they are broke, it most likely means that in fact they are broke.
I support anyone who is working and putting forth effort for better days, but you don’t have to be pushy in order to do so.
A good product, a valuable product – it will sell itself. You push people away when you are being pushy.
Thank you though 🙂
Are Fat Girls Easy?
I have to ask this question because being a fat girl – for some reason men like to come at me sideways.
Hey I get it. We are fat – so you automatically assume we all have some deep insecurities that would surely at least get you laid tonight.
Ha! I have pissed a lot of men off in my lifetime with the ego busting balls I carry around in my purse.
First off, there ain’t shit easy about me.
Secondly, most women at my age can tell when a man is just there to fulfill some sort of fetish fantasy. YEA MEN WE KNOW
Third thing – only few can handle all that lovings – so weak men need not apply.
I also can’t stand a closet chubby chaser. If you so ashamed baby you shouldn’t be in my inbox. Apparently being a chubby chaser is shameful, but being a dick head isn’t? Some of you guys out there that want to shame the same plus size beauties in public that you jerking off too in private.
Yea we know.
People have preferences.
You love you a large lady – then love her, and be happy about it.
If you love you a little lady – then love her, and be happy about it.
Cardi VS Nicki
There is so much to this but I am going to keep it short.
I love both. I love Nicki for the reality that she sets forth in her music.
I love Cardi for her candid and honest behavior.
I am disgusted at both right now though. For two very powerful women – you both have the opportunity to make a stance for all women, and yet you would rather look like drama QUEENS since that is the title you are both fighting so hard to get.
Cardi – the night club shit?????
Like what are doing right now baby girl. You made it, why are you playing these petty little games. Be the QUEEN you claim to be – and walk tall – and quit with the petty shit.
Nicki – why are you even worried about Cardi? I have a whole different view of you now. I still give you props though for not feeding into it at the time – but you couldn’t at least make Cardi look like the kid she is by IDK maybe spitting some shit at her when she was coming at you.
USE YOUR WORDS
I am over here trying to raise a QUEEN myself and y’all both looking high school DRAMA QUEENS
AS WOMEN WE SHOULD BE BUILDING EACH OTHER UP – INCLUDING BEING HAPPY FOR EACH OTHER’S SUCCESS
HEY SERENA WILLIAMS – you are the new Queen 🙂
The rest of you, GET BACK TO THE MUSIC
Being Fat is Painful
As discussed previously I have gastroparesis. Today I am struggling. A flare up from veggies. Yes veggies. Fibrous foods. The struggle is real – but this is a fight I plan on beating. Pushing through to the finale 🙂
I Smell Cakes and Candy 