Spider Bite?
Yea – I may have gotten bit by a spider while in the shed getting things to build decor for my daughter’s wedding.
In other news, don’t miss your green light, or someone gonna tree your ass on their little Scoot Scoot.
Bhahahaha.
Grandbaby Is Visiting
Fat Legs
Yes I got fat legs, and what?
What you gonna do? Be mad, some something hateful?
Who tf cares, I’m rocking these fatties, with these adorable shoes, shorts and top.
Yea – fat girls can be sexy too.
Boys Are Like Bees
Listen ladies, I know breakups are hard. But you gonna keep on living. Don’t let a temporary emotion make you do permanent decisions.
You are gonna be alright.
Yes I am Crazy
And probably why I can’t get a man – and I am okay with that.
The only man I want is one that can handle me being me.
Any less than that would be destructive to all that is me.
My Struggle ~ Tribute to Eminem ~ Momma Rapping
His words carried me thru some of the hardest times in life.
For me, we are kin but only thru sin
My tribute to a man that inspired me to seek more than the dark in the park.
My Struggle ~ Tribute to Eminem ~ Momma Rapping
His words carried me thru some of the hardest times in life.
For me, we are kin but only thru sin
My tribute to a man that inspired me to seek more than the dark in the park.
CBD THC & ME
My life with gastroparesis poses quite a few issues for me. One of them is learning to work around it. There are things that I still don’t get to do; however I feel that through my diet, and exercise routines I am starting to where I can get back to enjoying life. It has been a rough few days, but I know like all pain – it is temporary and will pass. I just keep reminding myself to breathe. It is funny that I compare the pain to labor pains, cause I can still hear my Mid-wife – Dr. Delrose whisper to me, just breathe through the pain, something she said to me as my daughter was ripping my lower half of my body apart to make her grand arrival 🙂 It very much feels like that – but more stabby.
Bad episodes are pretty trying – and I have learnt to be forthcoming in the fact that I have this condition – because honestly, unless you have seen an episode, or know anything about it – it probably doesn’t sound so bad, but if you have ever had food poisoning, then you understand at least that part of it. If you take the pain and ripping apart cramps from labor pain and combine that with a dose of food poisioing – then you might be close to a bad episode.
Now for me bad episodes don’t come near as often as they used to. I have to contribute that to the keto, working out, and diet modifications. I mean, you only have to become violently ill so many times before you really deep dive into your condition.
This week’s episode, brought on by broccoli, well I was really thinking for a minute I was going to have to go to the hospital. Not that they are able to do anything really, other than Zofran – which I have, maybe some more pills, that will make me feel sick. So really there is nothing that can be done. You deal, and you keep it moving.
Luckily I am feeling a little better today. But I am weak, tired, and ready for this episode to subside.
But heyy – I had peanut butter and whipped cream for dinner so like it ain’t all bad 🙂
Happy days y’all.
Let’s Talk Money – Fiscal Fitness
I don’t have any – but I do have a lot of great advice on how to make poor look pretty.
This is the best advice I give anyone in regards to finances.
First you need to determine your needs, vs your wants.
How do you discover that cause we all need everything?
Well if you are poor it comes easy – but for the rest – this might be actual work, but I make it easy.
So you are trying to figure out where to start with a budget because you need to save some money, or have something planned, and you are trying to determine what things you can keep, and what things you need to stop.
I will make it super easy for you.
Take the expense – and make it into an annual expense – and best believe you will be more than happy to trim some of that excess spending.
For example:
NAILS
Are you a woman who get’s her nails done every two weeks like clock work?
What does it cost you ANNUALLY to have those beautiful nails?
Now let’s go with the lower cost – 20.00 (average in the Tampa Bay Market for a basic fill).
There are 52 weeks in the year, so if you are getting them done every other week – cut that in half.
So now you have $20.00 x 26 fills = You just spent $520.00 annually on your nails, if you were to only spend 20.00 and we all know – you never just spend the $20.00 unless you absolutely have to.
That is an incredible amount of money on nails. This is how I survive on minimal income. I translate everything into annual costing – and I make my decisions based on those numbers. Of course this is easier when you have no money, than when you do have have money. If that is the case, you will need discipline as well, but annual calculations will assist by making you more inclined to cut off unnecessary expenses.
Happy Budgeting Bitches.
I Smell Cakes and Candy 