Yea ladies I would like to discuss this bedroom no rise to shine issue. I would have to gander that if you ever had one in your hen house then you know exactly what I am referring to, but what happens when it becomes more than an occasional occurrence? I mean we all get theContinue reading “When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children) Bedroom Talk”
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Shady Shit Saga
I don’t understand the obsession with being shady, and this isn’t just for men. Like in general. People in general? I don’t understand why people can’t just say what they mean, and mean what they say? Like in all aspects of life too. Lovers, friends, family. Like in all aspects. It is the biggest reasonContinue reading “Shady Shit Saga”
Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales
Oh no, it is the horrible carb loaded bad boy BREAD hahahaha. I know, I know – I can hear you ask yourself – but she is on modified keto, what is she doing with this delicate looking delight? Well because not everyone is on keto, and because it’s important for a wide range ofContinue reading “Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales”
Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?
The Yum Yum Yea, you heard me, and if you are following me on IG, or FB then you already know what is up!!!! The Changing Cheese Sauce has forever changed my life. I make 95% of my meals at home. Not only can I cook, but finances are tight – and eating out –Continue reading “Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?”
WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???
Fried Banana Butter Pecan Ice Cream OOOooooo ICE CREAM So a little history on ice cream – I am about that life. There is never not a good time for ice cream. I mean seriously, ice cream is one of the most universal foods in the world. And the options are endless, especially when youContinue reading “WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???”
Coffee in My Pocket – Funny Video
I average anywhere from 5-6 hours of sleep a night. I get freaking tired. I love me some dam coffee. Doesn’t matter what part of the day. All day – every day. I typically have to discipline myself to stick to only having it in the morning. Coffee In My Pocket – Wawa Edition ButContinue reading “Coffee in My Pocket – Funny Video”
The Dirty Hair Diaries
I know how gross a woman that doesn’t wash her hair but once every 7 to 8 days!! Hahaha – that was my first thought too when I came across an article while researching thinning hair. Yep, I said thinning hair. You are probably thinking to yourself dam, she only 37 wth??? Well if youContinue reading “The Dirty Hair Diaries”
A Mother’s Love – Momma Rapper
Poetry/ Poems by Me These are in reference to my life. My daily struggle. We all have them. Being a mom – well dam like it is hard. When the baby daddy isn’t around – you have to figure it out all alone. I don’t regret one minute. It shapes us for who we are. Continue reading “A Mother’s Love – Momma Rapper”
Kitchen Confessions
Being single means I can eat where ever in the house – but I also don’t want to eat alone, so standing and eating to avoiding the glare back from my pups is worth it, cause at least I ain’t alone. hahahaha Kitchen Confessions
I Smell Cakes and Candy 