The Cutest, Simple, Country, Shabby Chic, Homade Honky Wedding😎😎 Momma Rapper’s Daughter Got Married 😯😯

Yep my baby girl, only child, the two week overdue Angel face princess got herself hitched 😂😂

I have to say, this was the day I realized she is no longer a child.

As we were walking back after they said “I Do” I had that rush of OMG my baby just got married.

And I have to say, even tho we rushed to get the wedding done in 3 weeks, it came out fantastic. 😎😎

Momma loves you baby 💃💃💃

You really do look like Ariel 😍😍

Fyi, we did this on an incredibly tight budget, like zero dollar budget, so most of everything was done homemade. 🤗🤗 By yours truly.

With a little work and wit you can make anything happen

Remember I’m not just the Momma Rapper, I am a homemade loving Momma cause we poor💃 but I make poor pretty. 😏

My friend Debbie married them, OMG the vows, had people in awe. Business card in pictures.

Running Game? You thought! My Relationship Revenge

Running Game

Ever had someone who you were with that thought they were running game?  But you had already known – and in fact were running game every since you had found out?

I am a reactive person.  So however you treat me – you are going to get it back.

Now I know two wrongs don’t make a right, but I consider it more of a life lesson.  I came into a relationship with honesty and loyalty.  I catch you slipping, and I am going to make you feel stupid.

I make sure that person knows too.  I only play along for a certain amount of time, then bam! I bust it wide open with the truth, including what I was doing.

Kind of goes like this:

Him:  Hey baby

Me: Heyyyy

Him:  Wanted to see if you could swing by tonight.

Me:  Oh, yea sure, but it would have to be after this date.

Him:  What date – what the fuck are you talking about?

Me:  Oh, so you know how you had went to the movies with Tammy 3 weeks ago?  Yea I heard that movie was pretty good, so when Jarrod asked me on a date – I figured I would watch the same one.

Him:  What the fuck?  Who is Tammy, what the fuck are you talking about.

Me:  sends picture

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Him:  Look she is just a friend.

Me:  Oh yea and so is Jarrod, but really hoping to make him a friend with benefits.

Him:  You’re a fucking bitch.

Me:  Yes I know – maybe next time you will think twice before you take your date to the movies where 1 of my (900) cousins works at.

Yes I know it is awful.  But someone needs to turn this little boys into men, and maybe they will at least think twice before next time.

We all know he still looking over his back.

HAHAHA

Boy BYE!

 

 

Confidence Builder

I’m half my size and my confidence is feeling a little Rocky right now.

I am not even gonna pretend like this excess skin isn’t creating a slight self image complex. I know this is from all my bad habits followed with hard work and determination; however there is still this little voice that sometimes says, ” like wow this isn’t fair”

I hit my biggest milestone and almost immediately after, starting really noticing the skin.

I will overcome these feelings. The pants that my friend gave me work for now, at least with the legs. So at least I’m able to still hit the pavement 😏 without being in pain 😘

Singer SPOTLIGHT in BandLab so happy I’m shaking

BandLab Blog Post

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You guys I am just absolutely in love with how they completed the article interview.

Please take a moment to read, you might find out some interesting things 🤗🤗🤗