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Don’t Make That Ice Cream

If you read my post about the fried banana butter pecan ice cream, don’t make it. You will hate yourself and find yourself addicted. My gastroparesis was not loving me, but it was worth it hahahaha now i want to make more

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Cheesy Chasing Omelette

Cheesy Chasing Omelette When I say cheesy – I mean cheesy. This omelette is actually incredibly easy to make – just – and feeds quite a few people. So if you are on a tight budget – and trying to get creative with your eggs – here ya go. Makes for a beautiful plating –Continue reading “Cheesy Chasing Omelette”

The Suga Woes- Killing it With Keto

A little background about me and food, I love to create. It’s experimental for me. Scientific. Especially sugar. A very universal and divine creation by God that has a wide range of capabilities including but not limited to making your thighs magically grow. Now listen this isn’t a sugar bashing blog post, I mean afterContinue reading “The Suga Woes- Killing it With Keto”

Are Fat Girls Easy?

I have to ask this question because being a fat girl – for some reason men like to come at me sideways. Hey I get it. We are fat – so you automatically assume we all have some deep insecurities that would surely at least get you laid tonight. Ha! I have pissed a lotContinue reading “Are Fat Girls Easy?”

When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children)

Yea ladies I would like to discuss this bedroom no rise to shine issue. I would have to gander that if you ever had one in your hen house then you know exactly what I am referring to, but what happens when it becomes more than an occasional occurrence? I mean we all get theContinue reading “When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children)”

Mourning a Loss

Mourning A Loss It has been 14 years today that my life changed forever, it was the day I lost my father. I woke up with intentions of it being a good day – and I was going to stay positive. Sometimes even driving your mindset it the right direction – it decides to derailContinue reading “Mourning a Loss”

Fat and Fab My 200LB Loss

The Changes There’s so much to discuss and yet, just like always I never know where to begin. I would like to touch base on my fitness adventures, weight loss, and being fat. So if you are following me on Instagram, Twitter, Tumbler, Youtube, Facebook then you know that I used to be a LOTContinue reading “Fat and Fab My 200LB Loss”

WTF Am I doing With My Life

Wtf Am I doing With my Life? Well honestly – I have no dam idea. The thing you have to understand is that my life for 18 years was focused on being a mother – and trying to figure out how to manage to put food on the table every night. My life was inContinue reading “WTF Am I doing With My Life”

Dudes be like nah it wasn’t me – Cheater Cheater

I will never understand why people lie after they been busted? Like what are doing with your life to where you have to be so fake about everything – people don’t even know who you are if you constantly hiding behind lies. I will confuse you with the variety of ish I will be postingContinue reading “Dudes be like nah it wasn’t me – Cheater Cheater”