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WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???

Fried Banana Butter Pecan Ice Cream OOOooooo ICE CREAM So a little history on ice cream – I am about that life. There is never not a good time for ice cream. I mean seriously, ice cream is one of the most universal foods in the world. And the options are endless, especially when youContinue reading “WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???”

My Mum is Dropping Pounds

Yep – she is down 21 pounds and I couldn’t be happier for her. Get it momma 🙂 Modified version of the diabetic diet combined with modified keto. You have to figure out what works for you 🙂 Get it momma.

Humanizing Emotions

Insight to Emotions It’s always been hard for me to show emotion. And typically when I do, I come off angry instead of sad. I look back over my 20s and I was mad. Mad about a lot of stuff. Mostly on how people could work so hard to struggle so much. Even in myContinue reading “Humanizing Emotions”

Starbucks Therapy

My Five Minute Attitude Adjustment Today is a rough day – but you know what? That is okay – not every day is going to be rainbows and butterflies. So what does today call for – some perky love from Starbucks. I had me a gift card, and the wonderful young man at the FowlerContinue reading “Starbucks Therapy”

Don’t Make That Ice Cream

If you read my post about the fried banana butter pecan ice cream, don’t make it. You will hate yourself and find yourself addicted. My gastroparesis was not loving me, but it was worth it hahahaha now i want to make more

Single Life Got Me Like

Cheesy Chasing Omelette

Cheesy Chasing Omelette When I say cheesy – I mean cheesy. This omelette is actually incredibly easy to make – just – and feeds quite a few people. So if you are on a tight budget – and trying to get creative with your eggs – here ya go. Makes for a beautiful plating –Continue reading “Cheesy Chasing Omelette”

The Suga Woes- Killing it With Keto

A little background about me and food, I love to create. It’s experimental for me. Scientific. Especially sugar. A very universal and divine creation by God that has a wide range of capabilities including but not limited to making your thighs magically grow. Now listen this isn’t a sugar bashing blog post, I mean afterContinue reading “The Suga Woes- Killing it With Keto”

Are Fat Girls Easy?

I have to ask this question because being a fat girl – for some reason men like to come at me sideways. Hey I get it. We are fat – so you automatically assume we all have some deep insecurities that would surely at least get you laid tonight. Ha! I have pissed a lotContinue reading “Are Fat Girls Easy?”

When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children)

Yea ladies I would like to discuss this bedroom no rise to shine issue. I would have to gander that if you ever had one in your hen house then you know exactly what I am referring to, but what happens when it becomes more than an occasional occurrence? I mean we all get theContinue reading “When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children)”