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Dudes be like nah it wasn’t me

I will confuse you with the variety of ish I will be posting about. While like all creative souls – we may have different creative things we enjoy to do. Growing up my brother – he played a guitar and sang and to be honest – he has quite the voice. Well I do notContinue reading “Dudes be like nah it wasn’t me”

My Fat Flappers Went Flapping

I am sitting out back on my porch after uploading a lyric video blah blah blah, anyways – I caught a glimpse of my flabby arms in the video. I’ll be completely honest at first I was going to delete and redo, but then I was like hell nah – it took like 5 timesContinue reading “My Fat Flappers Went Flapping”

Relationships be like…

More Relationship Rants

My Rant Over Dating In Today’s Market Of Lazy, Lying,Denying Men

Dating Got Me Like

The Dirty Hair Diaries

I know how gross a woman that doesn’t wash her hair but once every 7 to 8 days!! Hahaha – that was my first thought too when I came across an article while researching thinning hair. Yep, I said thinning hair. You are probably thinking to yourself dam, she only 37 wth??? Well if youContinue reading “The Dirty Hair Diaries”

Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales

Oh no, it is the horrible carb loaded bad boy BREAD hahahaha. I know, I know – I can hear you ask yourself – but she is on modified keto, what is she doing with this delicate looking delight? Well because not everyone is on keto, and because it’s important for a wide range ofContinue reading “Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales”

Single and Satisfied

I am going to switch gears and eventually I will have these set up in series because there are different parts of my life that I would like to share and one of them is being almost 40 and single. I know OMG a woman’s worst nightmare – just not mine. I have friends thatContinue reading “Single and Satisfied”

The Suga Woes

A little background about me and food, I love to create. It’s experimental for me. Scientific. Especially sugar. A very universal and divine creation by God that has a wide range of capabilities including but not limited to making your thighs magically grow. Now listen this isn’t a sugar bashing blog post, I mean afterContinue reading “The Suga Woes”

Funny Videos

Check out my youtube channel for funny videos of Marley and me, and my crazy life.

Fat and Fab My 200LB Loss

There’s so much to discuss and yet, just like always I never know where to begin. I would like to touch base on my fitness adventures, weight loss, and being fat. So if you are following me on Instagram, Twitter, Tumbler, Youtube, Facebook then you know that I used to be a LOT bigger. 423 poundsContinue reading “Fat and Fab My 200LB Loss”