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Author Archives: ismellcakesandcandy
Phone
My broke ass got a new phone.
Relationship Rants
Ladies, expect more. Speak Up. Stand up for yourself. My bus ride was eventful.
CBD THC & ME
CBD,THC, ME My life with gastroparesis poses quite a few issues for me. One of them is learning to work around it. There are things that I still don’t get to do; however I feel that through my diet, and exercise routines I am starting to where I can get back to enjoying life. ItContinue reading “CBD THC & ME”
Fried Pecan Pie Danish – Easy Recipe
Yumminess This recipe is quite easy – and honestly universal, and it’s scrumptious. It is pretty basic. Take some bread and flatten out. For most of my recipes I used Arnold’s breads. Pretty much out of preference – but also because I prefer their grain breads over the rest. Now this is their Oatnut Bread. Continue reading “Fried Pecan Pie Danish – Easy Recipe”
Running Game? You thought! My Relationship Revenge
Running Game Ever had someone who you were with that thought they were running game? But you had already known – and in fact were running game every since you had found out? I am a reactive person. So however you treat me – you are going to get it back. Now I know twoContinue reading “Running Game? You thought! My Relationship Revenge”
How Dating Has Me Fkd Up
I have started to realize that dating doesn’t even appeal to me anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I go through these periods of loneliness to which I venture out – but always find myself coming home, grabbing something I am not supposed to eat, and just looking at Marley and saying “Marley, what the bloodyContinue reading “How Dating Has Me Fkd Up”
Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?
The Yum Yum Yea, you heard me, and if you are following me on IG, or FB then you already know what is up!!!! The Changing Cheese Sauce has forever changed my life. I make 95% of my meals at home. Not only can I cook, but finances are tight – and eating out –Continue reading “Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?”
Social Media Selling – Pushy Post Rant
Pushy Sales Listen y’all, I appreciate a person pushing the products that they believe in. But if a person tells you they are broke, it most likely means that in fact they are broke. I support anyone who is working and putting forth effort for better days, but you don’t have to be pushy inContinue reading “Social Media Selling – Pushy Post Rant”
Are Fat Girls Easy?
I have to ask this question because being a fat girl – for some reason men like to come at me sideways. Hey I get it. We are fat – so you automatically assume we all have some deep insecurities that would surely at least get you laid tonight. Ha! I have pissed a lotContinue reading “Are Fat Girls Easy?”
