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Single and Satisfied

I am going to switch gears and eventually I will have these set up in series because there are different parts of my life that I would like to share and one of them is being almost 40 and single. I know OMG a woman’s worst nightmare – just not mine. I have friends thatContinue reading “Single and Satisfied”

Cheesy Chasing Omelette

Cheesy Chasing Omelette When I say cheesy – I mean cheesy. This omelette is actually incredibly easy to make – just – and feeds quite a few people. So if you are on a tight budget – and trying to get creative with your eggs – here ya go. Makes for a beautiful plating –Continue reading “Cheesy Chasing Omelette”

A Mom Who Raps? WTF She Doing?

Yea I know – I should be at home knitting or some shit. And yet here the fuck we are. Maybe you didn’t know – My daughter grown. She was the one that wanted me to start sharing my poetry. It speaks to people, especially women who have been through a dumbshit relationship. If itContinue reading “A Mom Who Raps? WTF She Doing?”

Love Lies

It really does right? I mean how many times have you mean in a relationship, and felt as though it was a Firestorm of emotions, only to be left feeling like what the fuck? Firestorm is a nickname I had given myself for my fierce attitude and flaming red hair. I mean if you knew me youContinue reading “Love Lies”

WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???

Fried Banana Butter Pecan Ice Cream OOOooooo ICE CREAM So a little history on ice cream – I am about that life. There is never not a good time for ice cream. I mean seriously, ice cream is one of the most universal foods in the world. And the options are endless, especially when youContinue reading “WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???”

Late Night Lyrics ~Tired Momma’s this for you 😘 ~ Momma Rapper Hits Again

For the tired only

Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales

Oh no, it is the horrible carb loaded bad boy BREAD hahahaha. I know, I know – I can hear you ask yourself – but she is on modified keto, what is she doing with this delicate looking delight? Well because not everyone is on keto, and because it’s important for a wide range ofContinue reading “Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales”

Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?

The Yum Yum Yea, you heard me, and if you are following me on IG, or FB then you already know what is up!!!! The Changing Cheese Sauce has forever changed my life. I make 95% of my meals at home. Not only can I cook, but finances are tight – and eating out –Continue reading “Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?”

Why Do We Stay In Dead End Relationships?

Probably for the same reason we stay in dead end jobs. Partly because we are lazy, and partly because it is comfortable. I speak from experience. I mean how many times does a man need to screw up before I am like okay – you need to go? Apparently quite a bit. I have beenContinue reading “Why Do We Stay In Dead End Relationships?”

Goaldigging Together – Team Effort – Momma Rapper

The thing about goal digging is that you will hear people say, including myself from time to time, that saying “I don’t need anybody”. Well we feel like this, often times because there isn’t a supportive base. There is so much struggle in the world, but if I see a friend trying to showcase theirContinue reading “Goaldigging Together – Team Effort – Momma Rapper”