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Lazy Ass Men

Dating today is really difficult. Men expect quite a bit from a woman, and commitment seems to lack. I mean real commitment – not just committed while you in front of me, while you behind my back too. If you are in a committed relationship – then privacy is out the window. Have some damContinue reading “Lazy Ass Men”

My Rant Over Dating In Today’s Market Of Lazy, Lying,Denying Men

Dating Got Me Like

My Deepest Demon for You to See

You know over the past few months if you scroll through my news feed you will notice an incredible transformation, and I’m not talking about the Weightloss I am talking about me coming out of my cacoon. You see my entire life I held a Secret deep inside. Well that works out great till yourContinue reading “My Deepest Demon for You to See”

Cheesy Chasing Omelette

Cheesy Chasing Omelette When I say cheesy – I mean cheesy. This omelette is actually incredibly easy to make – just – and feeds quite a few people. So if you are on a tight budget – and trying to get creative with your eggs – here ya go. Makes for a beautiful plating –Continue reading “Cheesy Chasing Omelette”

The Sad Side of Seduction

I had seen a meme about a woman trying to seduce her husband while he was watching TV. I have never understood that. like if your woman is trying to be sexy, why do men have to act like they don’t see shit? Men and monkey game shit. You know what that does? It causesContinue reading “The Sad Side of Seduction”

A Mother’s Love – Momma Rapper

Poetry/ Poems by Me These are in reference to my life. My daily struggle. We all have them. Being a mom – well dam like it is hard. When the baby daddy isn’t around – you have to figure it out all alone. I don’t regret one minute. It shapes us for who we are. Continue reading “A Mother’s Love – Momma Rapper”

WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???

Fried Banana Butter Pecan Ice Cream OOOooooo ICE CREAM So a little history on ice cream – I am about that life. There is never not a good time for ice cream. I mean seriously, ice cream is one of the most universal foods in the world. And the options are endless, especially when youContinue reading “WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???”

Coffee in My Pocket – Funny Video

I average anywhere from 5-6 hours of sleep a night. I get freaking tired. I love me some dam coffee. Doesn’t matter what part of the day. All day – every day. I typically have to discipline myself to stick to only having it in the morning. Coffee In My Pocket – Wawa Edition ButContinue reading “Coffee in My Pocket – Funny Video”

Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales

Oh no, it is the horrible carb loaded bad boy BREAD hahahaha. I know, I know – I can hear you ask yourself – but she is on modified keto, what is she doing with this delicate looking delight? Well because not everyone is on keto, and because it’s important for a wide range ofContinue reading “Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales”

Why Do We Stay In Dead End Relationships?

Probably for the same reason we stay in dead end jobs. Partly because we are lazy, and partly because it is comfortable. I speak from experience. I mean how many times does a man need to screw up before I am like okay – you need to go? Apparently quite a bit. I have beenContinue reading “Why Do We Stay In Dead End Relationships?”