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Shitty Saturday – Dog Tale

Being a dog mom involves quite a bit. One of those things is picking up massive piles of shit before mowing the yard. If you don’t understand why. Go take your lawn mower, and mow down a pile of shit. Yea – I ain’t getting that shit on me. Yea youContinue reading “Shitty Saturday – Dog Tale”

Young Love

Yes my daughter is young and is getting married. I even was like but but but you just a baby. In reality though, she is an adult, and she has the right to live her life how she chooses to. She has been with her fiance for quite some time, and I support her decisions.Continue reading “Young Love”

Relationship Rants

Y’all Just No Bhahaha I know I am crazy

No One Wants A Half Ass Man

Half Man No Thank You

Party Time – How We Get Down On Friday

This how we roll on Fridays.

Men and Music

I am not here for men, just music. Most definitely a man’s world. As a woman I am trying to get honest and straightforward advice from friends and yet their focus: NOT MUSIC I hate when men do this. You don’t even give yourself enough time to let a woman get to know you. ThisContinue reading “Men and Music”

Weightloss Moment Captured in Song

I was sitting out back tonight thinking about how peaceful my life, despite having to scoop dog piles tomorrow hahahaha. Lawn day. Anyways. I had a thought. I thought myself a song using the scale noises from yesterday and made me a song to forever remember the day I got below 200 pounds. It wasContinue reading “Weightloss Moment Captured in Song”

Wedding Woes – The Mother of the Bride

So my beautiful angel is getting married in less that 2 weeks away. This weekend will be wedding overdrive, especially considering, we only have 3 weeks to get it together. I have to say though – I am quite impressed with how she is putting things together. I can see my passive aggressive, obsessive compulsiveContinue reading “Wedding Woes – The Mother of the Bride”

Let’s Talk Money – Fiscal Fitness

I don’t have any – but I do have a lot of great advice on how to make poor look pretty. This is the best advice I give anyone in regards to finances. First you need to determine your needs, vs your wants. How do you discover that cause we all need everything? Well ifContinue reading “Let’s Talk Money – Fiscal Fitness”

Deception is for Dickheads Men and Women Alike

I know that I come off as a man hating feminist – but in reality – I love me some men. I just avoid them at all costs because let’s be real – most of y’all have RELATIONSHIP ADD I am tired of getting hurt – so unless you come 100% I don’t want ya!Continue reading “Deception is for Dickheads Men and Women Alike”