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Simple and Satisfied

I love to cook, but I’m also a lazy cook 🤔 I don’t like standing over the stove and really, it’s been a thing over more of time management than anything 💯 I mean honestly I cook a lot, but cook simple but different. Much like myself 💯 For example this is a pretty simpleContinue reading “Simple and Satisfied”

Rusty Pelican 💯 Tampa Florida Dinner Review

So I had the pleasure of dining in at this beautiful restaurant in Tampa. I will have to say, I normally do not go out. Like I am a single woman who runs on a very tight budget. I am very happy to have been a quest at this very nice palace of plentiful ofContinue reading “Rusty Pelican 💯 Tampa Florida Dinner Review”

Life Update I’m fkng Tired hahahaha😎💯😎💯😎😂

I figured since my phone was dead I would actually get some writing done. I know that I have been bombarding my blog with Youtube and SoundCloud – and I actually do feel kind of bad about that. I haven’t been writing as much as I have been rapping, singing and doing my own musicContinue reading “Life Update I’m fkng Tired hahahaha😎💯😎💯😎😂”

How The Fashion Industry has Fat People Fkd Up

I have to honestly say – that over the past two years – I have really kind of started paying attention to the fashion industry. I mean I always wanted to look good, but being fat my entire life, the options available to women were pretty much drab and outdated. I don’t know if IContinue reading “How The Fashion Industry has Fat People Fkd Up”

What I am Wearing ~ The Clearance Crusher

I have to say this is one of my favorite outfits. Partially because it fits, and the other reason – because I blended my classy with my sassy. The outfit is very basic – but the shirt – I bought that from Lane Bryant for $0.56. Yes less than 1.00. You may ask how? IContinue reading “What I am Wearing ~ The Clearance Crusher”

Love Lies

It really does right? I mean how many times have you mean in a relationship, and felt as though it was a Firestorm of emotions, only to be left feeling like what the fuck? Firestorm is a nickname I had given myself for my fierce attitude and flaming red hair. I mean if you knew me youContinue reading “Love Lies”

No Lack of Love Around Here – It’s A Dog’s World

My Babies

DIY Wedding😍 We get it done

If you have been following me on Instagram then you know my baby girl is getting hitched. Yep I may talk a lot of shit about men but I do believe in love as well and have taught my daughter to love abundantly. Well that bit me in the ass cause here she is gettingContinue reading “DIY Wedding😍 We get it done”

Being Fat is Painful

My Fight As discussed previously I have gastroparesis. Today I am struggling. A flare up from veggies. Yes veggies. Fibrous foods. The struggle is real – but this is a fight I plan on beating. Pushing through to the finale 🙂

Cheesy Chasing Omelette

Cheesy Chasing Omelette When I say cheesy – I mean cheesy. This omelette is actually incredibly easy to make – just – and feeds quite a few people. So if you are on a tight budget – and trying to get creative with your eggs – here ya go. Makes for a beautiful plating –Continue reading “Cheesy Chasing Omelette”