Yea I know – I should be at home knitting or some shit. And yet here the fuck we are. Maybe you didn’t know – My daughter grown. She was the one that wanted me to start sharing my poetry. It speaks to people, especially women who have been through a dumbshit relationship. If itContinue reading “A Mom Who Raps? WTF She Doing?”
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15 Minute Miracle Fitness Changes
A hack to getting on getting on track. Fitness Witness
WTF Am I doing With My Life
Wtf Am I doing With my Life? Well honestly – I have no dam idea. The thing you have to understand is that my life for 18 years was focused on being a mother – and trying to figure out how to manage to put food on the table every night. My life was inContinue reading “WTF Am I doing With My Life”
Are Fat Girls Easy?
I have to ask this question because being a fat girl – for some reason men like to come at me sideways. Hey I get it. We are fat – so you automatically assume we all have some deep insecurities that would surely at least get you laid tonight. Ha! I have pissed a lotContinue reading “Are Fat Girls Easy?”
Social Media Selling – Pushy Post Rant
Pushy Sales Listen y’all, I appreciate a person pushing the products that they believe in. But if a person tells you they are broke, it most likely means that in fact they are broke. I support anyone who is working and putting forth effort for better days, but you don’t have to be pushy inContinue reading “Social Media Selling – Pushy Post Rant”
Outside Is Calling Your Name
Y’all it’s a beautiful day outside. Kick your kids out the house And go enjoy this beautiful dam day. Slay all day. Toss a ball, have some tea. Put the phones down and take it all in. Big momma out 😉
The Fireworks Then The Explosion ~ Momma Rapper in Her Feels
How many time have you dated someone and like you honestly thought wow this could be the one that changes every perception you have of relationships, love, acceptance, understanding? Only to come to the same conclusion each and every time. Hell now I don’t even give the opportunity for error. I just need candid honest,Continue reading “The Fireworks Then The Explosion ~ Momma Rapper in Her Feels”
Marley & Me – A Dog’s Tale
Meet Marley I can say without a doubt – he is the love of my life. They always say dogs come into our lives for a reason – and I truly believe that. To be quite honest I was kind of in that in between stage. Wanting a dog, but knowing you can’t really affordContinue reading “Marley & Me – A Dog’s Tale”
When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children) Bedroom Talk
Yea ladies I would like to discuss this bedroom no rise to shine issue. I would have to gander that if you ever had one in your hen house then you know exactly what I am referring to, but what happens when it becomes more than an occasional occurrence? I mean we all get theContinue reading “When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children) Bedroom Talk”
Shady Shit Saga
I don’t understand the obsession with being shady, and this isn’t just for men. Like in general. People in general? I don’t understand why people can’t just say what they mean, and mean what they say? Like in all aspects of life too. Lovers, friends, family. Like in all aspects. It is the biggest reasonContinue reading “Shady Shit Saga”
I Smell Cakes and Candy 