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When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children) Bedroom Talk

Yea ladies I would like to discuss this bedroom no rise to shine issue. I would have to gander that if you ever had one in your hen house then you know exactly what I am referring to, but what happens when it becomes more than an occasional occurrence? I mean we all get theContinue reading “When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children) Bedroom Talk”

Shady Shit Saga

I don’t understand the obsession with being shady, and this isn’t just for men. Like in general. People in general? I don’t understand why people can’t just say what they mean, and mean what they say? Like in all aspects of life too. Lovers, friends, family. Like in all aspects. It is the biggest reasonContinue reading “Shady Shit Saga”

Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales

Oh no, it is the horrible carb loaded bad boy BREAD hahahaha. I know, I know – I can hear you ask yourself – but she is on modified keto, what is she doing with this delicate looking delight? Well because not everyone is on keto, and because it’s important for a wide range ofContinue reading “Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales”

Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?

The Yum Yum Yea, you heard me, and if you are following me on IG, or FB then you already know what is up!!!! The Changing Cheese Sauce has forever changed my life. I make 95% of my meals at home. Not only can I cook, but finances are tight – and eating out –Continue reading “Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?”

WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???

Fried Banana Butter Pecan Ice Cream OOOooooo ICE CREAM So a little history on ice cream – I am about that life. There is never not a good time for ice cream. I mean seriously, ice cream is one of the most universal foods in the world. And the options are endless, especially when youContinue reading “WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???”

Coffee in My Pocket – Funny Video

I average anywhere from 5-6 hours of sleep a night. I get freaking tired. I love me some dam coffee. Doesn’t matter what part of the day. All day – every day. I typically have to discipline myself to stick to only having it in the morning. Coffee In My Pocket – Wawa Edition ButContinue reading “Coffee in My Pocket – Funny Video”

Friday Night Fowl

Where did I go wrong in life?

The Anxiety Antidote

Some of you may think anxiety can be controlled by thought or emotion – and to some degree yes it can be. I utilize methods like meditation, breathing exercises to keep them at bay. Unless I have a bad one. I have closet anxiety. One the surface I look controlled, solid. On this inside itContinue reading “The Anxiety Antidote”

Why Do We Stay In Dead End Relationships?

Probably for the same reason we stay in dead end jobs. Partly because we are lazy, and partly because it is comfortable. I speak from experience. I mean how many times does a man need to screw up before I am like okay – you need to go? Apparently quite a bit. I have beenContinue reading “Why Do We Stay In Dead End Relationships?”

My Turmoil Over The Truth – The Deeper Side

Yes, for me, there is turmoil over the truth. You see, I am very much a truth seeker. And not just in the relationship sector of my life, in just about any aspect of my life. I mean I can read an article, and if it sounds a little off, I am verifying, and researching. Continue reading “My Turmoil Over The Truth – The Deeper Side”