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A Mother’s Love – Momma Rapper

Poetry/ Poems by Me These are in reference to my life. My daily struggle. We all have them. Being a mom – well dam like it is hard. When the baby daddy isn’t around – you have to figure it out all alone. I don’t regret one minute. It shapes us for who we are. Continue reading “A Mother’s Love – Momma Rapper”

The Dirty Hair Diaries

I know how gross a woman that doesn’t wash her hair but once every 7 to 8 days!! Hahaha – that was my first thought too when I came across an article while researching thinning hair. Yep, I said thinning hair. You are probably thinking to yourself dam, she only 37 wth??? Well if youContinue reading “The Dirty Hair Diaries”

The Sad Side of Seduction

I had seen a meme about a woman trying to seduce her husband while he was watching TV. I have never understood that. like if your woman is trying to be sexy, why do men have to act like they don’t see shit? Men and monkey game shit. You know what that does? It causesContinue reading “The Sad Side of Seduction”

When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children) Bedroom Talk

Yea ladies I would like to discuss this bedroom no rise to shine issue. I would have to gander that if you ever had one in your hen house then you know exactly what I am referring to, but what happens when it becomes more than an occasional occurrence? I mean we all get theContinue reading “When the Rooster Doesn’t Rise (not for children) Bedroom Talk”

The Fireworks Then The Explosion ~ Momma Rapper in Her Feels

How many time have you dated someone and like you honestly thought wow this could be the one that changes every perception you have of relationships, love, acceptance, understanding? Only to come to the same conclusion each and every time. Hell now I don’t even give the opportunity for error. I just need candid honest,Continue reading “The Fireworks Then The Explosion ~ Momma Rapper in Her Feels”

Marley & Me – A Dog’s Tale

Meet Marley I can say without a doubt – he is the love of my life. They always say dogs come into our lives for a reason – and I truly believe that. To be quite honest I was kind of in that in between stage. Wanting a dog, but knowing you can’t really affordContinue reading “Marley & Me – A Dog’s Tale”

Shady Shit Saga

I don’t understand the obsession with being shady, and this isn’t just for men. Like in general. People in general? I don’t understand why people can’t just say what they mean, and mean what they say? Like in all aspects of life too. Lovers, friends, family. Like in all aspects. It is the biggest reasonContinue reading “Shady Shit Saga”

Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales

Oh no, it is the horrible carb loaded bad boy BREAD hahahaha. I know, I know – I can hear you ask yourself – but she is on modified keto, what is she doing with this delicate looking delight? Well because not everyone is on keto, and because it’s important for a wide range ofContinue reading “Fancy Bread Recipe The Carb Catering Tales”

Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?

The Yum Yum Yea, you heard me, and if you are following me on IG, or FB then you already know what is up!!!! The Changing Cheese Sauce has forever changed my life. I make 95% of my meals at home. Not only can I cook, but finances are tight – and eating out –Continue reading “Changing Cheese Sauce – The Kicking Keto Recipe – DO YOU DARE?”

WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???

Fried Banana Butter Pecan Ice Cream OOOooooo ICE CREAM So a little history on ice cream – I am about that life. There is never not a good time for ice cream. I mean seriously, ice cream is one of the most universal foods in the world. And the options are endless, especially when youContinue reading “WTF Fried Banana Butter Pecan Homemade Ice Cream Recipe???”